Never Buy Toilet Paper Again!

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07/16/2017 at 23:02 • Filed to: None

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This is fantastic! Six 1.75 ton rolls of toilet paper, for free! How would I store it, who knows? What would my wife think, who cares? It’s a lifetime supply of toilet paper, for Pete’s sake! All I’d need is a truck and trailer capable of pulling about 4,000 pounds, and a fork-lift, of course. This would be the perfect gift for that uncle of mine who thought Obama was the anti-Christ! He could put a roll in his pole barn and never have to worry about wiping his ass again.

https://toledo.craigslist.org/zip/d/comically-large-rolls-of/6216236263.html


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
07/16/2017 at 23:16

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I got the same on Prime Day.


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
07/16/2017 at 23:17

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To be fair, this is probably the most useful thing I’ve ever seen listed for free on Craigslist.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
07/16/2017 at 23:22

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brb driving to Toledo


Kinja'd!!! Aremmes > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
07/16/2017 at 23:29

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I thought this was about bidets or some other paperless method of cleaning one’s exit chute. This does not seem as useful. Although being able to brag about owning Paul Bunyan’s bog roll has got to count for something.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
07/16/2017 at 23:31

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If you are getting all that toilet paper then I think a 55 gallon barrel of lube is next.

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Kinja'd!!! XJDano > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
07/16/2017 at 23:37

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How many plies?


Kinja'd!!! Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > XJDano
07/16/2017 at 23:47

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All the plies. Easily folded to 32 ply TP.


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
07/16/2017 at 23:53

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Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
07/17/2017 at 00:10

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Yo mama so fat....


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
07/17/2017 at 00:19

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Ah, this’ll be perfect.


Kinja'd!!! Kiltedpadre > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
07/17/2017 at 00:23

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Does it come with a special adapter to fit my roll holder like the mega rolls did when they were new?


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
07/17/2017 at 06:42

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tempting.


Kinja'd!!! DavidB4 > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
07/18/2017 at 00:03

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Even better: get a Hand Bidet Sprayer and you can wash with water and then you really never have to buy toilet paper again! See Bathroomsprayer.com.